Friday, November 09, 2007

I'm Afraid of What This Says About Me

Last night, I dreamt Bald Man and I moved to a small town in Georgia. I was in their very small general store and looking around. I was the only one in the store. I walked up to the clerk, put my hand on her arm, looked her straight in the eye and asked, very earnestly, "how far away is the nearest Wal-Mart?" She answered, "100 miles". I asked, "one way?" in a small voice. The clerk nodded and I burst into tears.

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Yondalla said...

You evil woman! You made me laugh so hard I choked on my chocolate!

K J and the kids said...

THAT is hilarious !
I do believe there are support groups for people "like you" :)