Friday, October 05, 2007

To the World At Large

NO! We do not drink beer.
NO! We do not let our much delayed 10 year old drink beer.
There is a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why my son's mittens smell like beer today.
It is, of course, my husband's fault. He was very wrapped up in getting Little Man to the bus, and failed to notice the child had picked up a can. A beer can. With beer in it. That he then proceded to shake and of course spill all over. Now he smells like beer.
We don't live in a double wide trailer and none of our children are named Bubba Joe thank you.

6 Kids Who Want To Play:

Sue said...

Bwa ha ha ha ha

bon said...

You don't drink beer? Whaddah bout a good stout?

Mongoose said...

One time when I was a cab driver, a guy got into my car with an open beer can in his pocket. Naturally, it spilled everywhere. No one would believe that's why my car smelled of beer, either.

People are so suspiscious these days!

K J and the kids said...

I love this story of neglect and alcoholism. oooooh, it makes for a very good rumor any ways :) I'll be the PTA is having a HAY DAY with this one.

Melissa said...

Heck, I'D have believed you, because that? Was SO something my kid would have done. ;)

Nicki Mann said...

LOL well at least he didn't go to school smelling like weed!