Sunday, December 16, 2007

Holiday Disgustingness Cheer

This post is not for the faint of heart or stomach. But I know some of my bloggy posse appreciates the gross and reality, so for you, darlings, this is for you!

Jo's Winter Wonderland


I'm dreaming of a yellow Christmas,
just like the ones I rather not know
where the yellow is the color of the snow
Where the bathroom glistens

like this
and this
and the smell of urine fills the air!!!!

I'm dreaming of a yellow Christmas!!!
May your days be merry and bright, and
may all your Christmases not be like
mine

Why oh why does he have to do this??? Why can he not just take it off, (of course I had offered just a tad earlier, but he wanted to watch Ben 10 and was too busy to be undiapered) and just throw it away, or even just leave it laying on the floor?
Did you know that the poly thingys in diapers, once laden with a liquid, (such as urine) are really kind of rolly and hard to get up off the ground? And if you sweep them up, they get stuck in your broom and even if it is Sunday and you are pretty good Mormon and don't usually go to the store on Sunday, you will today because you need to buy a new broom, because you will never, ever, use that broom again???
Pee flakes. May all of my bloggy dears spend their whole lives and never, ever see one. Except on my blog.

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Chag said...

Those roly-poly gel things are also a major pain to get out of your washing machine. Ever accidentally washed a diaper? I haven't. I have, however, done a load of laundry in which my MIL added a disposable diaper wrapped up in a pair of my son's pants.

Not fun.